EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.
I am so looking forward to this …
I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT
SHES NOT JOKING
I am completely prepared for this.
Hit meh with ya best shot
high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
school administrator: shit shit
high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
high school boy: /explodes
Here are some picture of what some of the most popular dog breeds look like as puppies.
I DEMAND EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM.
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it